Laurie Pink

She draws things, you know...

Sweary Animals on the Regular

Sweary Animals On The Regular

Wazzock Want a Sweary Animal of your own, but missed the Inaugural Sweary Showdown?
Have you loved looking through the contestants so much that you wish you’d had the chance to take part, too?
Is your brain full to bursting with Animal/Swear combos that you just KNOW could beat all comers?

Chin up, turn that frown upside down and let joy be unconfined – because, the Sweary Showdown lives on!

Back by popular demand, and because why the HECK not, for every 24 orders we receive, we shall hold another Showdown! Yay! If you order a Sweary Animal, you have a 1 in 24 chance of winning a hand painted mini canvas of your cursing beast, FOR FREE! And, we all get a chance to vote again. Ain’t democracy grand?

Once our orders hit 24 individual drawings, we will hold a Showdown on the next convenient Sunday, to run from 2pm til 10pm British time (GMT or BST), voting to run in usual chaotic manner, with one winner left at the end who will receive a handpainted canvas of their Sweary as their prize. There is no cash or other equivalent available, because that would be silly.

The more you order, the sooner you get a Showdown! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell the WORLD!

NB: If you’re ordering multiple animals on one picture, and want them to say different things, please be careful to make clear who is saying what. If in any doubt, just drop us an email!
Or just drop us an email or a tweet any time. We’d love to hear from you!

£5 per critter (2 in a pic together = £10) / No more than 5 words per beast (bonus words considered on a case-by-case basis) / No hate speech / ANY ANIMAL! ANY SWEAR!


For multiple animals in one picture, use the drop-down menu.
For multiple animals on multiple pictures, do separate orders.
For more than four animals in a picture, send me an email & I’ll sort it out!
For mash, get smash.

How many Animals in your picture?
Animal:
Swear:



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